Kik me. Im so bored.
/pumpkinpieee
So what the eff is up with the damn news?!
Monday night: Chocolate gives you pimples
Tuesday night: Chocolate helps reduce pimples and makes you happy!
Wednesday night: Drinking alcohol is really bad for you and your baby when you’re pregnant.
Thursday night: Pregnant women should drink alcohol in moderation when pregnant because it has no affect!
OMFG. Make up your minds. So frustrating, tell us one thing, tell us another the next day. Just proves the power the media has over the population, we would probably throw our iPhones down the toilet, inject orange juice directly into our blood stream and most likely jump of bridges if the news told us it would benefit us.
DON’T LISTEN TO THE NEWS GODDAMN IT.
Dreamy Tenilleee-Poo :)
So after having like two hours sleep, actually I think it was an hour and a half, I was seriously freaking out. Whenever I fell asleep, not shit, my brain was taking me back to the same dream! WHAT THE SHIT!!! And when Paul woke up at 5am, I told him about it haha, that’s how weird it was.
In the dream, I was making this cake, and the cake was pink, and was iced like it was a watermelon! HOW BIZZARREEEEEE!!! I know right. But every time I fell back asleep, it took me back to the same dream like showing me the ingredients and shit, so this morning at 5.30am I was awake, sitting in the dark, writing a recipe for a watermelon cake.
And today, I don’t care what anyone else says, I WILL make this cake! And hopefully I will not burn down the kitchen!!!! :D
Wish me luck :)
AMERICAN WOMAN!
Stay away from me…
So I made the tastiest punch the other day :)
I swear to God, it was THE best punch I’ve ever tasted, and yes it was made by me! :)
Mixed Berry Juice
Tropical Juice
Vodka (I used Smirnoff)
Peach Schnapps
Ice cubes
Chopped up strawberries and banana’s
YUMMO
Have a little faith.
In me…
What the fuck do I do now?!
Never felt like this before. I feel like I could sleep forever. Ugh. :’(
Anonymous asked: I miss you. :(
Hopefully I won’t be working there for much longer, but we can still go to a subway haha.
Holding back the tears, biting my tongue. What happens now?
What happens then? After all the milk is spilled? Things don’t return to normal, they never do.
What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to say? No defence. It’s pure selfishness. The blame is on me.
I guess ill just hold my tongue. Put the fucking duck tape over my mouth and hold back my tears.
When everything feels like a permanent headache.
Everything just feels as if it’s falling apart.
Not slowly, all at once. Everything, coming crashing down.
My selfesteem, Uni, family, relationships. Ugh.
I can’t do this.
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